Retail store. I know I'm lame.
Thứ Sáu, 28 tháng 4, 2017
I started by running my hand across her shoulders and the small of her back…
I ran my hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
Then, I proceeded to run my hand gently down her side, sliding my hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
I continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.
My hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.
My gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time my wife was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
I stopped abruptly and rolled over to my side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping?" she whispered.
I whispered back, "I found the remote."
A woman's having a hard time finding a healthy relationship
A woman's having a hard time finding a healthy relationship so she decides to place a very specific ad for a lover in the newspaper. The ad reads, "I am looking for someone who will never hit me, never walk on out on me, and is good in bed." A few days later, her doorbell rings. She answers the door to see a quadriplegic man sitting in a wheelchair. He smiles at her and claims to be the right man for her. a bit skeptical, she asks the man how could he possibly be the man she is looking for? The man says, "Look I have no arms, so I promise I will never hit you; and I also have no legs, so I promise I will never walk out on you." The woman, agreeing but not quite satisfied, asks “well how do I know you’ll be good in bed?" And the man smiles and replies, "how do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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