FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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Go to Blogger edit html and find these sentences.Now replace these sentences with your own descriptions.
old man 1: We went to the best restaurant last night
old man 2: What's it's name?
old man 1: Oh, I have such a terrible memory. What's that red flower?
old man 2: Carnation?
old man 1: No, the one with the thorns.
old man 2: Rose?
old man 1: That's it. (turns to his wife) Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
I asked my girlfriend what she thought trees would sound like if they talked while on a hike. She said "I bet we couldn't understand them" I said "why do you think that?" She said "because they probably only bark" She then laughed the next half mile down the trail barking occasionally and saying "shh, shh, do you hear that? Thats a tree talking in the distance"
As a result, everyone in the library started to applaud me so I turned and told them all to shut the fuck up too.
Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
The kid strolls up the counter, and the employee asks the lad....
"What flavor would you like?"
He looks over the list of flavors, and after a brief moment he says...
"Chocolate!"
With a sad face, the employee looks down to the boy and says... "I'm sorry, we're all out lf chocolate." The boy seems unfazed by this, and looks at the flavors again, taking even longer, then he says... "I'll have chocolate!" The employee raises an eyebrow and says "I told you, we're all out of Chocolate." The child looks kver the list again, and declares "Chocolate." To which the employee responds, "We're out of Chocolate."
They go through this about five more times, until the employee speaks up. "Say, you're a smart lad, can you spell the 'Straw' in Strawberry?" He spells it out.
"Very good! Now, can you spell the 'Van' in vanilla?" He spells it out.
"Now, can you spell the 'Fuck' in chocolate?"
The child looks confused, and after taking a moment to think states... "There is no 'Fuck' in chocolate."
The employee says "That's right. There's no fuckin' chocolate."