An HR manager dies ....

One day while walking downtown, a Human Resources woman was hit by a bus and was tragically killed. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had an HR manager make it this far and we're really not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a...

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I just walked in on my manager vigorously masturbating.

He told me to stop vigorously masturbating and get the hell out of his office....

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A single woman on her period decides that she does not longer want to sit around at home ...

... and that it is time to hit the town for some drinks. Maybe she will meet that special someone tonight? She decides to go to the local bar. As she sits at the bar by herself a very drunk gentleman approaches and starts to flirt with her. It is clear the man wants to have sex with her. However, she really does not want to be with this guy as he is so blackout drunk and she is on her period. She just wants to enjoy the night out. As the night continues, she also starts to get a little tipsy and finally decides to go home with this guy. “He is...

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My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick…

Mostly because his name is Steve…...

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Why are priests from Finland so good at Mortal Kombat?

They are especially well versed in Finnish hymns....

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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.

It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away....

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A family walks into a hotel...

...and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies, "It's just regular porn, you sick fuck."...

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