Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 3 tháng 5, 2017

Two nuns are driving down a dark, winding road in rural Romania. . .

when they turn a corner to see a vampire hovering over what appears to be a body in the middle of the road. It looks up and hisses as the headlights illuminate blood-covered fangs. Sister Mary looks at Sister Elizabeth and says, "What should I do?" Sister Elizabeth answers, "Show him your cross." So Sister Mary leans out of the window and yells, "Get the fuck out of the road you pointy-toothed bastard, or I'll run your ass over!" Then she leans back into the vehicle and says, "I hope that was cross enough."...

Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes...

...but they're a solid number two....

The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him.

The judge gave me 50 years. Problem solved....

I was woken up again last night by the bulimic girl next door.

I banged on the wall and shouted, "For God's sake, keep it down!"...

I told a girl at work she drew on her eyebrows too high.

She seemed surprised....

A prostitute walked up to me and said, "I'll do anything you want if you give me $30"

Guess who's getting his porch repainted!...

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