...it's simple Meth
Thứ Tư, 3 tháng 5, 2017
Kim Jong-un of North Korea has said he's going to destroy America
So Trump was livid saying "That's MY job, and I'm not going to just stand by and see an Asian snatch away another American job."
Virgin Australian men
A very nice, innocent Australian woman wanted to get married, but she was only willing to marry a man provided he had never had sex with another woman.
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decided to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who had lived his entire life in the Australian Outback and has had no experience with women.
They meet and she likes him, with the feeling that they are perfect for each other.
Finally they got married.
On their wedding night, she went into the bathroom to prepare for the evening and when she returned to the bedroom, she found her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked with all the furniture from the room is piled in one corner.
"What happened?" she asked!
"I've never been with a woman" he sayed, "But if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
A monkey is smoking a joint
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says “Hey! what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me"
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?!” The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey and his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
He looks up and says “Hey, MONKEY!”
The Monkey looks down and says “FUUUUUCK DUUUDE .... HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!"
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