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Chủ Nhật, 7 tháng 5, 2017

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot.

My girlfriend wanted to try "doctor and patient" roleplay

But things went awry from the start when I said: "Hello! I'm your dietitian..."

I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals..

I'm fucking LIVID

A skinny little white guy walks into an elevator.

He looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 15 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white guy faints and falls to the floor.

The black guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the white guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me? "

The black guy says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 15 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The white guy says, "oh thank God, I thought you said turn around."

I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.

Which makes me an eighth theist.

French candidate's presidential campaign hacked, officials say


French candidate's presidential campaign hacked, officials say
Leading French presidential candidate Emmanuel Macron has been the victim of a "massive and coordinated hacking operation," after files purporting to be from the campaign were posted online via social media, just days before he faces off against Marine Le Pen for the French presidency.

May 6, 2017 at 07:55AM
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About half way