A Dick-hater-ship.
Thứ Tư, 10 tháng 5, 2017
Do you have a pen?
I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass. She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.” I looked at her said, ”Have you got a pen.” She said, “I sure do." I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.” My dental surgery is on Monday.
Thứ Ba, 9 tháng 5, 2017
A Man walked into a bar with a gun
The man - Which one of you F*cked my wife?!
Random guy in the bar - YOU DON'T HAVE THAT MANY BULLETS!
A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job.
A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job.
"Alright, what can you do?", the manager asks.
-"I can do great bird impressions", the man replies.
-"Pssh, a lot of people can do that".
-"Oh well", the man says and flies away.
My girlfriend asked me if I prefer blowjobs...
My girlfriend asked me if I prefer blowjobs or handjobs. I told her I prefer stevejobs.
She said, "What the hell are stevejobs?"
I said, "You wait in line for two days, give me $800, and I shit on your chest. Then we do it again every six months."
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