FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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"The neighbors hate us." "Why?" "Well, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?" "Yeah, that was really fun." "And remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and the wife was crying in her husband's arms, and how everyone looked at us funny?" "Yeah, I remember! I wondered what we'd done..." "We were still holding our marshmallow sticks."
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?" "Of course my child, What can I do for you?" "Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?" "Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie." "You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'. The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son",he replied. Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the sash down, what do you have?" The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument designed for use by women, but which has never been used." Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father. Next!"
A nun got into a taxi but noticed that the cab driver wouldn't stop staring at her. She asked him why he was staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I'm afraid to in case I offend you."
She answered, "My dear son, you can't offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you have just about heard and seen everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me."
She responded, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. Firstly, are you Catholic and single?
The cab driver started to get very excited and said, "Yes, I'm single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun replied, "OK, pull into the next layby" He did this and the nun obliged him by giving him a blow-job. But when they got back on the road, the cab driver started to get very emotional and upset.
"My dear child, why are you crying?" enquired the nun. "Please forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." "That's OK," said the nun, "my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party."
Just recently the company has been doing badly, so the boss decides one of them must go.
Arriving at his office on Monday, the first person he sees is Jill, so he asks her to step into his office and explains his dilemma.
"Look Jill, I'm afraid I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."
Jill replies, "You'll have to jack off then, 'cause I've got a headache."