but I also lost my babysitting job.
Thứ Sáu, 12 tháng 5, 2017
A Jewish father was very upset with how his son was turning out
He went to the Rabbi to ask him for some advice. He said, "Rabbi, I'm very worried about my son, I gave him the best possible Jewish education and despite this, he's now in his teens and is becoming a Christian!"
The Rabbi said, "it's funny you should say that, I too had a son who I raised to be a good Jewish boy and in his teens he became a Christian!"
The Jewish father asked the Rabbi what he did, the Rabbi said, "i turned to god."
"and what did he say?" Replied the father,
"He said, it's funny you should say that..."
Virgin wife
A fellow talking to his friend says, "How can I know that my girl is a virgin ?"
Friend tells him, "You have to wait till your wedding night, you show it to her and ask what is it. If she calls it a penis, she's a virgin. If she says it's a cock, she's been around."
So the guy gets married, and in the hotel room he flips it out to her and says "What is this?"
"That's a penis!" she replies.
"Great," he sighs, "I thought you were going to call it a cock."
"Of course not! A cock is twice as big!!"
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