Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 17 tháng 5, 2017

When I noticed "HI" in the alphabet I thought I had made a new friend

But then I saw the next two letters....

My therapist told me my narcissism causes me to misread social situations

I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me...

My girlfriend’s parents are very religious…

The first time I was at their house, her dad told me we weren’t allowed to sleep together. It was a bit of a shame – he was very attractive....

Holiday rocks

Holidays in Amsterdam: have sex and get stoned. Holidays in Saudi Arabia: have sex and get stoned....

A young Army officer was severely wounded in the head by a grenade

, but the only visible, permanent injury was that both of his ears were amputated. Since his remaining hearing was sufficient, he remained in the Army. Many years later he eventually rose to the rank of Major General. He was, however, very sensitive about his appearance. One day the General was interviewing three servicemen who were candidates for his headquarters staff. The first was a Squadron Leader pilot from Air Force , and it was a great interview. At the end of the interview the General asked him, 'Do you notice anything different about...

My friends and I experimented with sex in high school...

I was the control group...

Why will congress never impeach Trump?

Republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term....