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Thứ Bảy, 20 tháng 5, 2017

A Big Muscular Guy Walks Into Walmart

A big muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter at Walmart and asks, "W-w-w-where's the e-l-l-l-lectronic's dep-p-p-partment?" The assistant behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the e-l-l-l-lectronic's dep-p-p-partment?" Again, the assistant doesn't answer him. The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the e-l-l-l-lectronic's dep-p-p-partment?" And the assistant just seems to ignore him. Finally, the guy storms off in anger. The customer who was waiting in line behind the...

The Redneck Joke

Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes." Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bubba says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you....

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My boss told me to have a good day

so I went home....

A lone sniper was just about to assassinate Donald Trump.

Just at the last moment, one of the President's bodyguards spotted him. He immediately shouted "Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse" A shot rang out and Trump fell dead. As his aides gathered round the body, one of them asked the bodyguard why he had shouted "Mickey Mouse" 'I'm sorry" he said "I meant to shout "Donald, duck"...

Knock knock...

"Who's there?" "Broken pencil" "Broken pencil, who?" "Never mind, it's pointless"...

You can't spell "Advertisements" without...

Putting the semen between the tits....