Why are women and children evacuated first?

So we can figure out a solution in peace and quiet....

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What's worse than waking up at a party with a dick drawn on your face?

finding out it was traced...

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A wife asks her husband to sweep the house.

After 5 minutes she walks in on him playing video games, "I thought I asked you to sweep the house" "It's clean", he replies, "I didn't find any hostiles"...

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Today I lost my virginity

I wish I could post this in another sub...

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The Latest Academic Journal 'Hoax' Isn't Quite What It Seems

The Latest Academic Journal 'Hoax' Isn't Quite What It Seems Two decades after Alan Sokal shook up the academic world with a hoax article, a pair of academic writers revealed on Friday that they had pulled off a "Sokal-style hoax" on a peer-reviewed social science journal with an article titled "The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct." Here's what's going on. May 21, 2017 at 12:13AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2rDtm...

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Losing my virginity was like my first football game.

It hurt a lot but at least my dad came....

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An elderly man had serious hearing problems ....

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100 %. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said: "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations. I've changed my will three times!"...

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