I said, "Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?"...
Chủ Nhật, 21 tháng 5, 2017
Today I was offered sex by a 21 year old girl.
In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on the internet. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla....
If I had a dollar for every gender...
I'd have 2 dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
EDIT: Most controversial post of the day and 2nd most controversial of the week in r/jokes... cool I guess?...
American Soldiers
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat.
The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, “Please, ma’am, may I sit in that seat?”
The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed...
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