What do the NBA and a box of crayons have in common?

The whites are useless.

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If your girlfriend's dad ever angrily asks "where do you get off"

"In your daughter" is the wrong answer

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I walked in on my sister last night masturbating with a carrot.

I shouted, "Fuck, seriously?! I was going to eat that later, but now it will just taste like carrots!"

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How Anker is beating Apple and Samsung at their own accessory game

How Anker is beating Apple and Samsung at their own accessory game
Steven Yang and his team started a company with the sole purpose of selling a better third-party accessory. But they stumbled onto a more lucrative reality.

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What makes Hitler better than Jesus?

Jesus could only feed 5000 people with 5 loaves and 2 fish. Hitler made 6,000,000 Jews toast.

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Did you hear about the photographer who ran out of subjects?

He shot himself.

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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