After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.
Chủ Nhật, 28 tháng 5, 2017
Me And My Penis: 100 Men Reveal All
Me And My Penis: 100 Men Reveal All
From the sex addict to the vicar, men open up about their manhood.
May 28, 2017 at 03:29AM
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The class comes in from recess and gets a spelling quiz...
"Jimmy, what did you do during recess?" asks the teacher. "I played in the sand box with Sally!" "That's great! If you can spell 'sand' on the board, you get a cookie!" Jimmy does and gets his reward. "Sally, what did you do during recess?" "I played in the sand box with Jimmy!" "Wow! If you can spell 'box' on the board, you get a cookie!" Sally does and gets a cookie. "Jamal, what did you do during recess?" "I tried to play with Sally and Jimmy but they just threw rocks at me." "Oh my! That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination' on the board, you get a cookie!"
My girlfriend said she was going to get a massive tattoo of a snake on her back.
"Do it," I said. "But it might hurt you."
"I know," she replied. "But it's only a needle."
"No," I said. "I mean being single."
A young girl asked her dad how babies are made...
Dad: Daddy plants a seed in mommy’s tummy. Girl: Does she swallow the seed? Dad: Only if she wants new shoes.
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