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Thứ Sáu, 2 tháng 6, 2017

Inside The Cut-Throat World Of Toddler Bike Racing

Inside The Cut-Throat World Of Toddler Bike Racing As our writer cheered on his three-year-old at the Strider Cup in Texas — a merciless race replete with tears, anxiety, and elation — he had one question: Is intense competition good for the tiniest of competitors? June 2, 2017 at 12:45AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2rg0j...

What do Donald Trump and his father have in common?

They both have shitty judgment when it comes to pulling out....

At the gates of heaven

3 men are at the gates of Heaven, Peter says, "It's getting pretty full in here, so the one with the worst story of how he died will get in." The first guy starts he says, " I was doing naked yoga on my balcony, I live on the 27th floor, and I slipped over the balcony, I only fell 1 floor down and caught the balcony floor of the floor below me, this crazy guy came out and started yelling at me and stomped on my hands till I fell, luckily I fell into a huge bush on the main floor that cushioned my fall, I look up and see a fridge falling, and it...

A farmer's 3 daughters are going on a date

A farmer is concerned that all 3 of his daughters are going on a date tonight. He decided he'll greet each man who shows up tonight with his shotgun in hand. The first man to ring the doorbell greets the farmer with, "Hi, my names Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to see the show. Is she ready to go?" The farmer likes this fellow and sends Joe and Flo off. The second man to show up says, "Hello, I'm Eddy. I'm looking for Betty. We're gonna go eat some spaghetti. Is she ready?" The farmer decides this guys okay too so off they go. The third man...

Boob itch

A boyfriend walks in on his girlfriend scratching her breast. Delighted that he caught a glimpse of such a rare occurrence, he cries, "Boob itch!" His girlfriend turns to him, slaps him in the face, and says, "Don't call me that! And you didn't scare me."...

Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 6, 2017

What are porn stars paid?

Income...

I went for a job interview today and the manager said,"We're looking for someone who is responsible"

..."Well Im your man" I replied,"In my last job, whenever anything went wrong they said I was responsible"...