Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Bảy, 3 tháng 6, 2017

Donald Trump walked into a bar

And lowered it...

A son asked his dad what the word "gay" meant.

a son asked his dad what the word "gay" meant. his dad responded, "oh! it's just another word for 'happy'" the son then replied, "interesting... so does that make you gay?" the dad said, "no, I have a wife"...

If I had a dollar for every good joke on this sub...

I would have around 15 dollars and a lot of photocopied money....

In my community we have a neighborhood watch,

It's actually more like a clock tower....

My wife looked at herself in the mirror and said to me...

'All I see is a fat, ugly woman, can you say something nice about me to make me feel better' 'Of course' I replied 'Your eyesight is perfect'...

Don't click this, just balance your device on your head.

Hah! The /r/Jokes on you!...

The Roommate

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just roommates." About a...