FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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The bartender says, "what'll you have?"
"It's been so long since I've had a good laugh", replies the redditor. "I'll give you $100 if you can tell me a joke I haven't heard before."
"That sounds easy enough", replies the bartender.
"I should warn you", the redditor says, "I browse /r/jokes so I've heard them all over and over and over again".
Curious, the bartender pulls out his phone and browses /r/jokes for a few minutes.
"How about this?" he asks, "A man is driving through a remote forested area at night when his car breaks down next to an old monastery..."
"Heard it.", interrupts the redditor. "It's reposted every month."
The bartender apologies and starts scrolling on his phone for a few more minutes.
"Ooh, here we go, so why did the turkey cross the road.. "
"Heard it!!", the redditor snaps. "that's reposted every week!"
The bartender is flustered but tries again, furiously browsing the subreddit. "Aha! This one is sure to impress.. What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? "
"No, no, no!!!", the redditor cries out. "That joke is reposted every day!"
"OK, OK, please give me one more try", the bartender pleads. He scrolls furiously through his phone. "Nope... nope... nope... YES!! This is a great one!"
"OK, lay it on me", the redditor asks eagerly.
"Here it is", the bartender replies. "So a redditor walks into a bar..."
When one of his employees didn't show up to work one day without phoning in, his boss called his home phone number, and was greeted with a child's whispered "Hello?"
The boss asked "Is your Daddy home?" to which the small voice replied "Yes".
The man asked "Can I please speak to him?", but to his surprise, the small voice whispered "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked "What about your Mommy, is she there?"
"Yes", came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "no".
Growing a bit concerned, the boss asked "Is there anyone there besides you?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman".
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked "May I speak with the policeman"?
"No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" asked the boss. "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked "Why are they there?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:
"They're looking for me!"
He is orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November.
Everyone makes fun of them but when you're inside one at 4am, you think "Thank God these are here"