The taxi driver replied, "No, I just wonder where you have my money."
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Fatalities After Central London Vehicle And Stabbing Attacks
Fatalities After Central London Vehicle And Stabbing Attacks
More than one person has died after an incident involving a vehicle and stabbings in central London, in what Prime Minister Theresa May has called a "potential act of terrorism."
June 4, 2017 at 07:21AM
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What is politics?
“A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father having sex with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit." ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦”
A warlord and his soldiers attacked a tiny village of their enemy country and took all the men and women as prisoners.
A warlord and his soldiers attacked a tiny village of their enemy country and took all the men and women as prisoners..
Later in the evening,after being intoxicated,the sadistic warlord decides to play a game..
He asks all the men from the village to stand in a line and strip down their pants..
He then instructed one of the wives of the men to be blindfolded and she should recognize her husband after examining the penis of the men standing in the line..
If she points to a wrong man,then she and her husband will be executed.
The first woman nervously stepped out and she kept touching the penises until she found her husbands and declared it.... The warlord was disappointed that she succeeded.
Then the second woman came forward. She was so nervous that she kept touching each penis for a long time and kept thinking for a while before rejecting them. She too recognized her husband's penis.
Now the warlord got really angry. So he asks some of his soldiers to stand in the line posing as villagers to confuse them.
The third woman started. She hardly took more than few seconds for each penis while thinking out loud "Not him" "Not him either"..
This continued until she touched a soldier's penis. She stopped for a while and thought really hard
"Not from our village" she muttered and moved on
A man and his family walk into a bar...
Inside of the bar, the man's youngest child sees a Native American sitting under a sign stating "World's longest memory". The child walks up to sign and decides to test if this sign is true. The child asks "What did you have for breakfast 30 years ago?" The Native American states "eggs." The child states that the native could have just made that up, and then later leaves the bar.
Years later, when the child returns back with his own family he sees the same native at the bar. Walking up to the man, he states a stereotypical "how!" The Native replies "scrambled."
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