I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to be part of a rape role play fantasy.... she said no.

I said that's the spirit!!

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Rape...

Short word. Long sentence.

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Yesterday i gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person.

Today i lost my job as a bus driver.

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I'm getting old.. The other day I've noticed that I'm starting to grow grey pubic hair. But it's okay. I didn't panic.

Unlike the other people in the elevator.

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Satan appeared before a small town congregation…

Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly.

Satan walked up to him and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

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They say pineapples make your semen taste better

I find that it just ruins the pineapple

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..…sıɥʇ

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı

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