This Is The Smoothest Water Slide Move You'll Ever See
How does this water magician do what he does? We have no idea, but it's pretty incredible.
June 6, 2017 at 08:33PM
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This Is The Smoothest Water Slide Move You'll Ever See
This Is The Smoothest Water Slide Move You'll Ever See
How does this water magician do what he does? We have no idea, but it's pretty incredible.
June 6, 2017 at 08:33PM
via Digg http://ift.tt/2rHD3F9
[nsfw] A girl visits the doctor with a large H shaped mark on her breasts
The doctor was surprised and asked her how it happened. She replied "My boyfriend got into Harvard and was so excited he made love to me in his sweater". The doctor gave her a cream and told her to apply for a few days and the mark will disappear.
The next day, another girl came in with a Y shaped mark on her breasts. Upon inquiry, she said her boyfriend goes to Yale and he made love to her in his sweater. The doctor gave her the same cream and told her it will get better in a week.
The next day, another girl came in with a M shaped mark on her torso. The doctor said "lemme guess, your boyfriend goes to Michigan". She said "No, my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin"
Heard this one on the radio today and wanted to share.
Our first born is 9 months old and I got to make my first Dad Joke
Wife: Have you noticed he feels a little warm?
Me: Yes, but he is teething, so that is to be expected. He seems to be feeling ok.
Wife: Well I took his temperature just now.
Me: Did you give it back?
Wife: ...
Going to the toy store with your mother as a child is normal.
Going to the toy store with your mother as an adult is weird.
I don't get it though.
I'm an adult.
She's an adult.
The sign says 'Adult Toy Store'
Fucking double standards.
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