Maybe teaching isn't for you."
Thứ Tư, 7 tháng 6, 2017
President Trump was sitting in the oval office when...
... a member of his staff walks in and says "Sir, we just got word that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in combat today."
Upon hearing this, President Trump is overcome with sadness and emotion. The staff member was shocked, as he had never seen the President express this kind of emotion regarding foreign soldiers.
As he was leaving the Oval Office the President called on him, "One question... is 3 Brazilian more than a million?"
The Soviet army is marching in Finland
They hear a voice from the other side of a hill: One Finnish soldier is better than ten Soviet soldiers. The Soviet general sends ten soldiers. There is some gunfire then everything is quiet again. The voice then says, one Finnish soldier is better than one hundred Soviet soldiers. The Soviet general sends one hundred Soviet soldiers. There is more gunfire and then silence. The voice speaks up again and says one Finnish soldier is better than one thousand Soviet soldiers. The Soviet general then sends one thousand Soviet soldiers. There is a lot of gunfire and then silence. After awhile a Soviet soldier crawls over the hill and say to the general, do not send more troops, it's a trap, there are two Finnish soldiers.
My dad told me this is why different branches of the military have so much trouble communicating.
They all have different vocabulary. For instance; "Secure that building."
Tell a marine that and he'll go kill everyone inside.
Tell a soldier and he'll put up razor wire, sandbags, and machine gun nests.
Tell a sailor and he'll go in and close and lock all the windows and doors.
Tell an airman and he will take out a lease with an option to buy.
Yesterday, a hot girl asked me if I wanted to see a movie
She asked, "What would you like to see? ".
I said, "You pick".
She said, "You pick".
I said, "I don't care, you pick".
She said, "Sir there are other people waiting in line to buy tickets.".
I once dated a girl with a twin.
People asked me how I could tell them apart. It was pretty simple, Rachel always painted her nails purple and Dave had a cock.
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