I thought she was joking But then i saw her face
Thứ Năm, 8 tháng 6, 2017
Lenin in Warsaw
A Soviet filmmaker makes a film called “Lenin in Warsaw.” Everybody shows up for the premiere. The film opens—on Lenin's wife, Krupskaya, naked, having mad sex with another man. And then another. And another. And so on. The film continues in the same vein for ninety minutes.
Finally, the lights come up and the director takes questions from the audience.
First question: “Very interesting movie, comrade, but—where was Lenin?”
The director answers: “In Warsaw.”
I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper...
I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.
That fly didn’t stand a chance.
Read James Comey's Prepared Statement For Tomorrow's Senate Hearing
Read James Comey's Prepared Statement For Tomorrow's Senate Hearing
The former FBI director has released his prepared opening statement, which contains a lot of salacious details about his interactions with President Trump.
June 8, 2017 at 04:54AM
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