It's simple meth
Chủ Nhật, 11 tháng 6, 2017
Thứ Bảy, 10 tháng 6, 2017
I hate women who lie over the smallest things.
My girlfriend of 2 months told me she had a lot of abandonment issues. I looked it up online and that's not even a real magazine. So I packed my bags and left her.
Two toothpicks are hanging out in a forest,
... when all of a sudden they see a hedgehog passing by. So, one of them shrugs and goes like, "Hm, I didn't even know they had public transportation here."
[my gf's fav joke, literal translation from German]
I can tell just by the shoes a woman wears if I'm going to fuck her or not.
If she's wearing 3" heels or higher, I'm definitely going to be fucking her.
If she's wearing nice comfy running shoes, I'm probably not going to be able to catch her.
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