FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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He sits down and asks the bartender what the deal is with the meat. Bartender says the deal is if you want a free drink you gotta jump up and touch the meat but if you miss, you buy a round for the bar. The guy takes another look at the meat and the bartender asks if he's in. No, says the guy the steaks are too high.
So he asked his friend Gary for help deciding which girl to be with.
John: I'm devoted to Kate but Edith is my dream girl, she's all I've ever wanted.
Gary: Then you should be with Edith.
John: But I love Kate and could never leave her...
Gary: Then you should stay with Kate.
John: But I also want to be with Edith, I can't miss this opportunity!
Gary: You can't have your Kate and Edith too.
He said, "Son, don't you know doing that will make you go blind!"
I said, "Dad, I'm over here."
I said what the fuck are you doing?
He said the car is illegally parked.
I told him he's a pig.
So then he writes another ticket for a bald tyre.
I told him he's likes fucking hitler.
So he then writes another ticket for a defective wiper blade.
I said fuck you and he then gives another ticket for expired tax.
You should have seen the look on his face when the owner of the car showed up.
All passengers got scared.
From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back, “HI JOHN!”