…but I just love him more…
Thứ Năm, 15 tháng 6, 2017
Boy goes to confession and tells the priest he has been with a girl of loose morals.
"That's a grievous sin," the priest says. "Tell me: Was it Mary O'Hara?"
"No, Father."
"Was it Kate Dannaher?"
"No, Father."
"Was it Kathleen McGonigle?"
"No, Father. I don't want to say who it was."
Later, as the boy leaves the church, he sees a friend, who asks him, "How'd it go?"
He answers, "Well, I got ten Hail Marys, five Our Fathers... and three great leads."
Paddy and Murphy come across a girl whose bike has a flat tire...
Murphy leaves Paddy to help her and goes on his way.
A few minutes later, Paddy passes Murphy on the girl's bike.
"What the feck happened"? asks Murphy.
"Well, I fixed her bike and be jaysus she takes her fuckin knickers off, lies on the ground and says, 'take what you want big boy!', so I took the bike.''
"Good on ye'' says Murphy, ''I'm sure the fuckin knickers wouldn't fit ya anyway"
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