Funny Story

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Thứ Ba, 20 tháng 6, 2017

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

A father in law....

What do broccoli and anal sex have in common?

If you were forced to try it as a kid, you probably don't like it as an adult....

I have a Spotify playlist that has songs from The Peanuts Movie, Eminem, and The Cranberries

I call it my trail mix....

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thoughts​, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee... 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room. The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking...

A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies "Free". The customer, completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender "Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?" The Bartender reply's "Free". The guy, still amazed, then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal, then says "Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place". The bartender then says "Oh well, he's upstairs in his office with my wife". The guy looks all confused, then asks "What is he...

How Millennials Killed J. Crew

How Millennials Killed J. Crew The millennial shopper’s wants and needs have been studied extensively as of late, and what’s been determined paints a pretty positive picture of said consumer, but an equally dire future for retailers like J. Crew and its ilk. June 19, 2017 at 10:27AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2sN1k...

My dick was in the Guinness World Records Book

Then they kicked me out of the library....