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Unfortunate Radio Station Employee Sends Letter To Annie Lennox
Unfortunate Radio Station Employee Sends Letter To Annie Lennox
Look, we get it — being tasked with finding good new music for your radio station to feature can't be an easy job. But also, if that's your job, you should probably know who Annie Lennox is.
July 1, 2017 at 03:05AM
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A man shows up to work with a black eye...
His co-worker Buddy asks him "Where'd you get that shiner from, Dan?"
Dan says "I got it at church this weekend"
Buddy: "How the hell do you manage to get a black eye at church?"
Dan: "Well I sitting behind this big fat lady and when we stood up to sing hymns I noticed her dress was stuck in her buttcrack so I pulled it out for her and she swung around and popped me in the eye"
Buddy: "I bet you won't do THAT again will ya, Dan!"
Dan: "You bet your life I won't, Bud"
The next week Dan shows up to work and now BOTH eyes are black so, of course,...
2 Texas Guys 1 Choking Woman
Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged.
One Texan turned to the other and said “That little gal is havin’ a bad time. I’m gonna go over there and help.”
He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big Texan hands and asked “Kin ya swaller?”
Gasping, she shook her head “No.”
He asked “Can ya breathe?”
Still gasping she again shook her head “No.”
With that he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her underwear and licked her ass. The young woman was...
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