FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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Go to Blogger edit html and find these sentences.Now replace these sentences with your own descriptions.
First, Little Suzie responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
Then the teacher picked little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully
Then it was little Johnny's turn, "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and my father replied, 'Beautiful, fucking beautiful!'"
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
She is sent into a coma for 1 year. She wakes up, no longer pregnant, screaming," Doctor! Doctor! Where is my baby?!"
The doctor replies, "Calm down, your babies are fine. You had twins! a girl and a boy. We gave them to your brother to watch while you were in the hospital."
She says,"My brother? That guy is a moron! Why would you do that?"
"I am sorry ma'am, we had no choice. There was nobody else. He even took the liberty of naming them."
"What??", she says. "What did he name my daughter?"
"He named her 'Denise' " says the doctor.
"Oh, well that's not so bad. What did he name my son?"
To which the doctor replies, "He named him 'Denephew' "
She asks the clerk " Hi, how much is that pink Television?" the clerk replies "Sorry, but we don't sell to blondes". She screams discrimination but eventually accepts defeat and walks out.She dyes her hair black, wears sunglasses and goes back the next day, "What's the price for that pink Television?" she asks the clerk but he recognises her and again tells her that they don't serve blondes, defeated she leaves the store. She goes back next day wearing a Hijab and in her best Arabian accent says " Excuse me but how much for that pink television?" the clerk again says that its store policy to not sell to blondes. Frustrated, the blonde asks " How do you know Im a blonde? You cant even see my hair", the clerk looks at her and says " Because madam, that is an oven"