There once was a boy named Nate. He lived across the street from a lever, that if it were to be pulled, the world would end.
One day, Nate was bored, so he decided to cross the street and check out this world-ending lever. However, on his way across the street, a truck came speeding down.
This truck driver had two options. Either hit Nate and kill him, or swerve, and hit the lever, ending the world. Not wanting to end the world, the truck driver hit Nate, killing him instantly.
Moral of the story: Better Nate than lever.
