Alarmed, she runs to her father for help. "I think there's an insect in my coochie!" she tells him, frantically dancing from the buzzing sensation.
They call up the resort's resident doctor. He takes her into his office for an examination.
"Yup. It looks like a bee has crawled into your daughter's vagina. It's still alive, but it doesn't look like it'll be easy to extract without aggravating it and causing it to sting her."
"What do we do!?" the dad asks.
"Well," the doctor says, "Bees like honey. So if you just smear a little honey around the entrance of her privates, it might draw the thing out, and you can grab it with tweezers." And the doctor hands the man a jar of honey and some tweezers.
"Oh no, Doc!" he says. "I'm not touching my girl like that down there! You're the doctor. You do it!"
"Alright," the doctor says. "I guess I can do it. But you should be present, in case..."
"No way! I don't even want to watch this! I'll wait outside." Off the man goes. "Call me when it's over."
He expects it to be a quick procedure, but after five minutes there's still no word. He pokes his head back in the door. The girl is moaning and squirming as the doctor gently, delicately smears honey around the entrance of her vagina, over and over. "I'm so sorry," the doctor stammers awkwardly. "Unfortunately, she's, um... getting so, um... lubricated from the, um... stimulation, the honey just dribbles right out again. I'll have to go a little deeper."
"Alright. Go ahead," the guy says, "Just get it out of there!" And he leaves again.
Five minutes later, he pokes his head in again. Now the doctor is leaning over the young lady, with his arm behind her back and his cheek against her breasts, holding her steady while he thrusts two fingers inside her as deep as they can go. She's moaning and grinding and thrusting her pelvis around on the examination table.
"What the hell, Doc!?" the guy says.
"Well, um... the problem now is, she keeps climaxing from the stimulation of inserting the honey, and the, um... fluids are making the honey leak right out again. So I had to go even deeper. Since she keeps tightening up so much, this was the only angle, I could... well, you know. I'm so sorry."
"Okay," the father says. "Weird, but I guess you know what you're doing." He leaves.
Five minutes later, the guy hears outright screams of ecstasy coming from the doctor's office. He throws the door open and finds the doctor on top of the young woman fucking the shit out of her. "What the hell is going on here!?" he demands to know.
"Change of plans!" the doctor says, thrusting away. "We're gonna drown that little fucker!"
