How do you begin a politically incorrect joke?

President Ben Franklin walks into a bar...

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Two blondes fell down a hole...

One says "it's dark down here isn't it?" The other says "I don't know I can't see"

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Nothing beats a beautiful girl with an amazing voice.

Except Chris Brown.

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Little Johnny is always being teased

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"

Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"

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I like my women like i like my microwave

In the kitchen and ready to kill any baby i put inside them.

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Whays the difference between a school and a military base?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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I told my son he couldn't get a fidget spinner because his dad and I have tried so hard to make sure he didn't become autistic...

Unfortunately he died of measles a couple days ago

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