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Thứ Sáu, 7 tháng 7, 2017

Polish First Lady Epically Snubs Donald Trump


Polish First Lady Epically Snubs Donald Trump
​President Trump has a history of making headlines with his handshakes, but today the first lady of Poland, Agata Kornhauser-Duda, got the best of the US president.

July 7, 2017 at 12:30AM
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My friend says he has the body of a Greek God

I had to explain to him Buddha wasn't Greek

Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?

He would stop at nothing to avoid them

Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help.

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What do you call a skinny Muslim

A muSLIM.

80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid" Convention.

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"

The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world- wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance."

So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"

The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!"

My neighbors are listening to great music.

Whether they like it or not.