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Thứ Bảy, 8 tháng 7, 2017

NBA Jam Oral History


NBA Jam Oral History
When Midway released 'NBA Jam', in April 1993, the game shattered arcade revenue records. Nearly a quarter century later, SI assembled the game’s makers and stars to recount how the phenomenon came into being.

July 8, 2017 at 12:06AM
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My wife didn't believe me when i said I'd made a car from spaghetti

Should've seen her face when I drove pasta

I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector.

The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick.

**NSFW** Little Johnny comes home from school one day

Little Johnny comes home from school one day and tells his dad, “Dad, some kids got into trouble for using bad words in class, but I don’t even know what they mean”.

“That’s OK Johnny, because I don’t want you using bad words anyway.”

“But Dad, can’t you tell me what they mean so I know why they got into trouble?”

“Alright, I tell you, but you have to promise me you’ll never use them.”

“I promise”.

“What were the words they used?”

Johnny replies, "Pussy and Bitch.”

“Well son, those are bad words. I tell you what they mean as long as you never use them.”

“OK.”

His dad explains, “You’ve seen your mother when she gets out of the shower? Well, that triangular area with hair between her legs, that’s Pussy.”

“Yeah,” replies Johnny.

“Everything around that,” continues his father, “that’s Bitch.”

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TIL that children that don't get vaccines are actually less likely to be autistic

Cause they're more likely to be dead.

As a kid I was made to walk the plank...

We couldn't afford a dog

I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig ..

It's not a beautiful poem but it's really deep.