Her: i had a crossword puzzle today that i couldnt get
Me: what was it?
Her: "an overworked postman"
Me: but how many letters?
Her: too many
Me: fuck.....
Thứ Tư, 12 tháng 7, 2017
Thứ Ba, 11 tháng 7, 2017
Good, Bad, Worse, Worst.
Good: A hot girl hugs you.
Bad: You get an erection.
Worse: You realize it's not yours.
Worst: Now even you get an erection.
Four men and a woman are at a coffeehouse...
The first man proudly says, "I'm better than all of you. I'm a priest, and whenever I walk into a room, everyone calls me "Father"".
The second man replies, "No, I'm better. I'm a bishop, and whenever I enter a room, everyone calls me "Your Excellency"".
The third man then says, "No, I'M better. I'm a cardinal, and whenever I enter a room, everyone calls me "Your Eminence"".
The fourth man says, "Shut up. I'm the best of you all. I'm the Pope, and whenever I enter a room, everyone calls me "Your Holiness"".
The woman just sits there in silence for a few moments, then begins to speak:
"I have 40DD tits, and whenever I enter a room, everyone just says "Oh My God".
A Chinese, American, German, and Syrian are on a train
They're all looking out of the window.
The Chinese trying to show off throws a bag of rice out of the window, "We have a lot of rice".
The American grabs a bunch of dollar bills and throws them out, "WE have a lot of money".
The Syrian tells the German glaring at him, "what the fuck are you thinking!"
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