Turned out it was just fake nudes.
Thứ Tư, 12 tháng 7, 2017
Words of wisdom from a WW2 veteran. (from /r/military)
If you encounter a unit you can't identify, fire a shot above their head so it won't hit anyone.
If their response consists of rapid, precise, and controlled fire. They're British.
If their response is a shitstorm of machine gun fire. They're German.
If they throw down their guns and surrender. They're Italian.
If nothing happens for 5 minutes and then your position absolutely obliterated by support artillery and air strikes. They're American.
This Guy's Owen Wilson Impression Is Blowing Our Minds
This Guy's Owen Wilson Impression Is Blowing Our Minds
The fact that this video is an ASMR parody is just an added bonus.
July 11, 2017 at 10:28PM
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My work is fucking horrible.
Its mostly the people that work there:
First we have this dumb bitch. She is constantly conplaining about this and that. She is an 11/10 and cant solve a simple problem to save her fucking life. She is dumber than a box of rocks and i hate that i have an enormous crush on her.
Next we have this chick that's the complete opposite. She is a 0/10 and i cant stand her smart ass comments and talk. She is so smart i dont understand why she is still with us because she can literally be anything she wants (except a prostitute).
Then there's this 22 year old stoner. He dresses like a hippy from the 60's and cant grow a beard anywhere else on his face other than on his chin. He is constantly stoned before work, during work, and after work. He is constantly fucking hungry and requires multiple trips for food to keep him satisfied every day.
But the real best part is the FUCKING DOG that this stoner brings. He's a huge dog that is probably fucking dying from the second hand smoke. The dog whines and cries all the fucking time like he's trying to say something.
So anyway, i drive these dumb asses around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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