It could happen.
Chủ Nhật, 16 tháng 7, 2017
My first time having sex was like watching a game of golf.
I hated it. It was really long and boring, and every time I complained my dad told me to shut the fuck up.
A priest goes to get a haircut and a shave
A priest gets a haircut and a shave, and asks the barber "how much do i owe you?"
The barber says "for a man of the cloth like yourself, father, no charge"
The next morning when the barber opens the shop, he finds a bouquet of 12 flowers on his doorstep.
Later that day a buddhist monk is in getting his head shaved. " how much do i owe you?" Asks the monk.
The barber replies, "for an enlightened man such as yourself, no charge"
The next morning when the barber comes to open the shop he finds 12 gems on his doorstep.
Later that day a rabbi comes in to get his beard lightly trimmed and a haircut. "How much do i owe you?" Asks the rabbi.
"For a man of god such as yourself, no charge" answered the barber.
The next morning when the barber comes to open the shop he finds 12 rabbis on his doorstep.
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