but it's such a boner-killer when they keep shouting their age during sex.
Thứ Ba, 18 tháng 7, 2017
Parents Told Police Their Daughter Is Being Held Against Her Will In R. Kelly’s “Cult”
Parents Told Police Their Daughter Is Being Held Against Her Will In R. Kelly’s “Cult”
As R. Kelly tours the country this summer, parents have told police that he is running an abusive "cult" that's tearing families apart.
July 17, 2017 at 08:42PM
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Stop me if you've heard this one!
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"
I just heard this today and haven't seen it here so it's been posted before, sorry!
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