She took away the extra chair in front of me.
Thứ Ba, 18 tháng 7, 2017
3 spies from England, France and Italy were sent to the USSR.
After a week they were captured and put in jail. The Russians took the English spy, tied and tortured him and after 20 minutes he gave all the info.
Then the Russians took the French spy. They tied and tortured him, and after 20 minuts he too gave all the info.
Then they took the Italian spy and did the same to him, but he didnt give any info. They kept torturing him for 3 hours but with no luck. Eventually they gave up and put him back in the cell.
The 2 other spies asked him “How did you do that? They tortured us like crazy!” The Italian replied: “I wanted to give all my info, but they tied my hands and so I couldn't speak.
Don't cough
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
Four Men are waiting outside the maternity ward...
The ward was extremely busy, so all the husbands were asked to wait in the waiting area. A short time later, the head nurse comes out, walks up to the first guy, and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s so weird!" answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
The nurse comes back out a minute later and says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s odd," replies the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
The nurse returns from the delivery room several minutes later and tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That makes sense,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall.
"What’s wrong?!" the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
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