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“Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?” the man pleads.
The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk.
“Hello, Doctor,” says the arm. “Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I’m desperate!”
“Aha!” says the doctor. ”I see the problem. Your arm is broke!”
She goes to the door and opens it and sees a man standing there
That man asks her,
"Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door, disgusted.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question,
"Do you have a vagina?"
She slams the door in his face again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband thinks for a second and tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice,
"Honey, I'll take tomorrow off and stay home just in case this guy shows up again."
The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whisper,
"Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it."
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question;
"Do you have vagina?"
"Yes, actually I have one," she answers
So the man replies..
"Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?"
The executioner lines the men in a row and says that each of them can have one final wish. He starts by asking the Irishman what his wish is.
"My wish is to have 1000 Irish tap dancers tapping during my execution."
"Granted." The executioner replied and then proceeded to ask the Scotsman his wish.
"My wish is to have 1000 Scotsman playing the bag pipes during my execution."
"Granted." Replied the executioner, and went on to ask the Welsh man.
"My wish is to have 1000 Welshman singing Land of my Farther during my execution."
"Granted." Said the executioner, before finally asking the English man what his final wish was to be.
"Kill me first."