FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Well,' said the vet, 'let's have a look at him'.
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' 'No, because he's really heavy'.
The cop goes up to the man's window and informs him that he appeared to be swerving a bit.
"Son I just need you to do a quick breathalyzer test."
"I can't do that, officer, I have severe asthma. If I blow into that tube, I could risk an attack."
"Alright, then just come down to the station and we'll do a blood test."
"I can't do that either, I'm a hemophiliac. Any puncture will end up bleeding for hours then I'll pass out."
"Okay, then step out of the car and we'll do a standard field sobriety tes-"
"Sorry, but I have a slight vitamin b12 deficiency, so I naturally shake while doing basic tasks, so the tests would be inconclusive."
"Well then just walk along in a straight line."
"I can't do that either"
"Why?"
"Because I'm drunk."
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it.
When it was finished the owner inspected the work.
He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said, “The space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”