Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Năm, 20 tháng 7, 2017

I have a huge phobia of hair.

I dreadlocks....

I apologise gratuitously.

Two brothers are off on a winter vacation in a cabin they rented out for the weekend. After some catching up, one of them goes down to the basement to get some drinks, at which point he notices a coffin in the corner. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a hand comes out of it, and drags the entire thing towards the brother. Shouting, he runs upstairs and tells the brother what happened. Soon after, the coffin bursts through the door. Screaming, they ran to the kitchen and started throwing anything they could find at it. Pots, pans, plates, and even...

My girlfriend always takes long baths after we finish watching a Ryan gosling movie

I don't know what she's doing in there, but it gives me lots of time to jerk off to Ryan gosling...

Two blondes meet on a village road.

One of the blondes was carrying a large gunny bag over her shoulder. ‘Hey there,’ hailed second blonde, ‘what is in the bag?’ ‘Chickens,’ came the reply. ‘If I guess how many, can I have one?’ ‘You can have both of them.’ ‘OK.. five?’ Said the second blonde....

My teacher told me to turn in my essay

But I ain't no snitch...

I used to cry during sex

but now pepper spray doesn't affect me...

Body Camera Footage Shows Baltimore Cop Planting Drugs At Crime Scene

Body Camera Footage Shows Baltimore Cop Planting Drugs At Crime Scene ​In the annals of video footage of police misconduct, this new video from a Baltimore police officer's body camera in January ranks as not particularly violent but still shocking. July 20, 2017 at 04:09AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2uDeG...