But then the librarian kicked me out
Thứ Bảy, 22 tháng 7, 2017
Thứ Sáu, 21 tháng 7, 2017
A king, a businessman and a network admin in hell.
A king, a businessman and a network admin meet the devil at the gates to hell.
- You can make one phone call, but you'd have to pay for it, - says the devil.
The king makes his call, asks who's the new ruler of the kingdom, was quickly assured that everything is fine, hangs the phone with peace.
- This call will cost you $100,000, - says the devil.
The businessman goes next, askes about his company, how are things, was quickly assured that everything is fine, hangs the phone with peace.
- This call will cost you $1,000,000, - says the devil.
The network admin is the last one to call. He askes how are all the servers working, were there any problems and discusses every one of them in details. All in all it took him several hours to finish the call.
- This call will cost you $10.50, - says the devil.
-What? Why? How? - the king and the businessman resent, - He talked so much longer than we did!
The devil answers:
- There is no charge for roaming when you call from hell to hell.
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives...
Fourteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
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The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
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Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
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Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
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Dogs' parents never visit.
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Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
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You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
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Dogs find you amusing when you're pissed.
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Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
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Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"
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If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell 'em.
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When you drop a silent one, dogs don't run around frantically with room spray.
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Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
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If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.
And last, but not least:
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If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff....
Makes you wonder...:)
My wife walked in on me...
My wife walked in on me masturbating to an optical illusion. I threw my hands up and said, "Honey, it's not what it looks like!"
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