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Thứ Tư, 26 tháng 7, 2017
A guy gets out of jail.
With only $10 to his name and extremely horny, he heads to the local whorehouse. He pleads and begs the pimp for a $10 lay. Finally, the pimp says, "Look, for ten bucks, all I got for you is a chicken." The guy is desperate so he agrees on fucking a chicken.
The guy enters a room and sure enough there's a chicken. He has his way with the bird and leaves.
He manages to scrape up another $10 and returns the next day to the pimp. "Do you have anything else besides the chicken?", he asks. The pimp replies, "Well, we do have a show where you can just watch two people fucking".
He takes that offer and enters a room with a large window and a couple of chairs. While watching the show he turns to the guy next to him and says, "this is a pretty good show for $10". The guy next to him responds, "You should have seen the show yesterday. Some guy was fucking a chicken."
I got so drunk last night
I got so drunk last night I walked across the dance floor to get another drink and won the dance contest.
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
After having the beer, he asks the bartender for the bill.
"$3", says the bartender.
The man just for fun goes on and places a $1 coin on the three ends of the table. The bartender gives him a bad look but has no other option but to pick them up.
This happened for 3-4 days and everyday the bartender felt humiliated.
The next day, he orders a beer but couldn't find three $1 coins to pay the bill. So, he hands the bartender a $5 note. Now, the bartender gets all excited and thinks that it is his day to avenge the hard time he had because of this man. He then places the two $1 coins at the opposite ends of the table.
Now, with a shrewd smile and with all the excitement he goes to the man and says, "Go on, collect your change".
The man then takes out a $1 coin from his pocket and puts it in front of the bartender and says, "One more beer please."
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