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Thứ Ba, 1 tháng 8, 2017

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him ...

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?" Guido signs back, "I don't know what you...

The blacksmith hires an apprentice

He instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil. When I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.” The apprentice did exactly as he was told, and now he’s the new village blacksmith...

During a job interview yesterday I poured myself some water

into a cup and it overflowed slightly. "Nervous?" Said the interviewer. "No" I said, "I always give 110%"...

Anthony Scaramucci

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I got in trouble for telling this joke in 5th grade on share a joke day.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess with three handsome suitors. Each suitor tried their best to charm the princess, but the princess could not choose which handsome suitor to marry. The princess did love ping pong though, and so she decided to test the suitors' love. She summoned all three suitors to the grand hall and announced - "whoever brings me the most ping pong balls shall have my hand in marriage - this is my test of love!" Each suitor goes off to meet the challenge. The first suitor comes back a few weeks later with loads...

When Trump announced job creations...

I didn't think it was for the same position over and over again....

Why We Shouldn’t Think About College as a Business

Why We Shouldn’t Think About College as a Business The shift from viewing college as a public good to seeing it as a private benefit has led to higher education becoming more specialized, which a new theory says may lead to cognitive decline over time. July 31, 2017 at 08:42PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2vbnn...