Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 2 tháng 8, 2017

Four CEOs of beer companies are having a meeting and they decide to get a drink.

The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud light. The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Lite. The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light. The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke. The three CEOS then ask him, why aren't you ordering a Guinness? He replies: "If you guys aren't drinking beer than neither will I."...

If someone broke into my house and stole all the lights...

I'd be absolutely delighted...

Why don't they put advertisements on the Hulk?

He's basically a giant banner....

Thứ Ba, 1 tháng 8, 2017

My wife complained to me that I don't take an interest in her family.

Now she is upset because I fucked her sister. I can't win....

A man sits next a woman on the bus.

He says "That's a very nice smelling perfume. What brand is it? I'd like to buy it for my wife". She replies "Don't, it will just give idiots an excuse to talk to her"....

My Wife needed something to cheer her up...

That's why I surprised her with a bukkake party. Everyone came. You should've seen her face....

A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident.

The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye. The man becomes very depressed because of his eye loss and sits at home, moping around. Eventually his friends come over and drag him out to a bar to try and cheer him up. While at the bar, he's still just sitting there looking depressed, not really talking. One of his friends suggests he tries to talk to a cute girl who seems alone at the bar. "No, she'll never go for a man with a wooden eye," the man says. "Okay, how...