Police think it was race related.
Thứ Năm, 3 tháng 8, 2017
Thứ Tư, 2 tháng 8, 2017
A little boy with no arms wanted some chocolate
He walks into the kitchen and asks his mom,
"Mom, may I please have a piece of chocolate?"
"You know the rule: No arms, no chocolate." She replies.
As the boy begins to cry the mother says,
"Oh, I'm just kidding! Here, catch!"
This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada…
After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.
After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.
He asks the barman, "What the fuck is that?"
The barman says, "It's a Moose."
The Scottish chap says, "Fuck me! How big are the cats?"
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