I usually sleep on my back, my brother sleeps on his stomach, and my ex sleeps with half of this town
Chủ Nhật, 6 tháng 8, 2017
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of he men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
A Briton flies into Australia
and is asked by the immigration officer, “Do you have any felony convictions?” The Briton replies, “Sorry. I didn’t realize that was still a requirement.”
A man walks out of a bar...
It's a dark night, and he hears a lady whisper "30 dollars" from the shadows... The man has had a few beers and thinks to himself "I've never been with a prostitute... Why not?" He scurries into the bushes where he'd heard the voice with 30 dollars in his hand and starts having sex. Along comes a policeman and shines his light on them.
"Hey, what are you doing over there?"
"Sorry officer, just having sex with my wife"
"Oh, sorry, I didn't realize it was your wife."
"Neither did I til you shined your light on us"
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