What's 50 feet long and has 7 teeth?

The front row of a Neo nazi rally.

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Where does a horse go when it gets sick?

A horse-pital!

Haha just kidding, they get shot.

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The Beauty Brand Everyone Loves, But No One Instagrams

The Beauty Brand Everyone Loves, But No One Instagrams
Clinique, a nearly 50-year-old beauty brand, has more die-hards than you realize.

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My mother used to say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Lovely woman.

Useless surgeon.

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A young boy was kissed by a girl he really liked.

But after only a few seconds, the boy abruptly ended his first kiss. "I'm so sorry, but I can't continue!" he said. "Why not," the girl asked, "didn't you like it?"

"No, that's not it," the boy replied. "It's my mom. She said that if I kiss a girl before I'm sixteen, I'll turn into a statue. And I could feel it starting already."

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Don't be frightened if you see a Pokemon Go player outside your bathroom window.

He's just trying to catch a pikachu.

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My Lesbian Neighbors got me a Rolex for my Birthday...

...I think thy misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."

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