...he is gay. Definitely gay.
Thứ Ba, 15 tháng 8, 2017
Walking home after a girls' night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee
The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.
The next day, the first woman's husband phones the second woman's husband, furious: "My wife came home last night without her panties!"
"That's nothing," says the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you.'"
A man came home to his wife who had the BDSM equipment out [NSFW]
Wife: "Come and play with me" Man: "Okay..."
He tied her down, and one of the things the woman was into was using objects that aren't meant for sexual use for her pleasure.
So, the man went into the backyard and got a wooden post from the fence.
He walked back in and slid the post up the woman's ass, but it slid out. He tried again and again, but every time it fell out. The man asked himself what could be wrong.
And then he realized, there was just simply too much reposting on this sub.
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